Heard today smokers should be given time off work for "giving up smoking classes" in light of the upcoming ban on smoking in public places

Clearly I'm biased as I don't smoke, but I still think allowing people time off work is completely unreasonable.
I like a drink, does that mean I can have Friday afternoons (and Monday mornings) off to attend "giving up drinking" sessions, that would be great, I can go off the rails every Sunday night, an get over it Monday mornings, then "Be strong" on a Friday afternoon where I can go to the pub and not drink....
Whatever next...
... Drugs, Sex, - Sign me up, I'll never have to work again in favour of trying to give up bad habits.
1 comment:
Feckin right!
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