So... We're out of Euro 2008,

Time to reflect and think what if....

Out with the old...

Is it B*ll*cks, it's time to sack McClaren and bring in someone who will actually get us somewhere, he kicked Beckham out of the squad then realised he was being a tit so brought him back, apart from that, nothing much to write home about. I thought we could have done it but I guess it was not to be (again).

...In with the new?

My highlights of the second half (I'm a real life vide printer dont ya know)

56 Mins: The penalty that never was that brought us back to 2-1 but I'm not complaining

59 Mins: Still Croatia attack and still England makes mistakes, it's Carson who is saving our asses (glad James didn't come on, it could have been 4-1 now)

60 Mins: Cracking my2nd can of Stella cos we can do this

65 Mins: A Beckham cross to CROUCH THE HERO bringing us back to 2-2 (Give that man an OBE)

65 Mins: Texts from Ade and Tommo "Telling me so"

75 Mins: Seems as though we have relaxed a bit but we still need to win this game, or failing that not to lose it.

76 Mins: Could I have not just kept my stupid mouth shut, 3-2 Croatia

77 Mins: Text from Ade "Come on!"

78 Mins: Text from Tommo "We're not going to do it"

79 Mins: Darren Bent on for Joe Cole

83 Mins: Text to Tommo "At least we'll save a fortune by not going to the pub for the games next year"

83.5 Mins: Text from Tommo, apparently we'll still be going to the pub for the games.

85 Mins: Darren Bents' first touch of the ball and just skims over the net

85 Mins: Text from Ade "Hmmmm"

93 Mins: Game over and we are out...

94 Mins: Life goes on, Back to I'm a celebrity watching the freakshow that is Janice Dickinson.